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Why He’s Hot:
- Chad mother-fucking Kroeger. Lead singer of hit band Nickelback, which is Canadian. Say his name. Chad Kroeger. If that’s not enough to make your vagina explode with feelings of lust and ramen cravings then I don’t know what is.
- His hair. It may look like your every-day ramen perm, but there’s so much more under those sexy golden locks. Imagine feeling his beautiful curls as you passionately kiss him on the cheek.
- His body. Look at those abs. Look at those sexy pecs. Look at that rock sign he’s making with his fingers. Imagine what else he can do with those fingers… like run them through your hair. Or his hair. Or even your bowl of ramen noodles.
- He’s FAMOUS! Fuck yeah, famous. He’s a rockstar. People get tattoos of him, imagine bragging to your co-workers about sleeping with that hott piece of famous meat.
- His songs. He sings beautiful songs with that sexy voice of his, he could sing you to sleep. Check out this song, that’s mother fucking deep. He even exposes his wild side once in a while with songs about sex and cars and stuff. If that can’t turn you on I don’t know what can.
{favorite submission ever}
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