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These birds are motormouths with a generous amount of vaudevillian/scat/ol’ timey sensibility.

Dec 31st

NEVER NEEDED EGG ON BUN MORE

SOON. SO SOON. THIS WEEK SOON. lisaahh: That’s not true.

Dec 31st

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Yes to P.S. lisaahh: Watched some Gavin &...

Dec 29th

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Celebrity Juggalos. →

Funny but why does this exist

Dec 28th

Ontario is a magical place where it rains in...

Most of the snow on our lawn melted. Because it rained today. In December.

Dec 28th

Dec 25th

Byrne - Waiting For Winter The...

Dec 22nd

Dec 20th

I have never seen Spinal Tap. lisaahh: Spinal Tap with commentary is worth never leaving the house for. So many jokes.

Dec 20th

Shhh....

I’m staying in the basement and there’s no bathroom towel downstairs. I just keep wiping my wet hands on my parent’s bathrobes.

Dec 20th

Chuck Klosterman’s Downtown Owl: An unedited...

Downtown Owl is about how you can know someone, but never really know them at all. And it’s pretty good at being about that. The book follows three characters who all live in the fictional town of Owl (pop. 800ish), all who never meet, but who “all know each other completely, except that they’ve never met.” Which is more or less accurate. Mitch is a local awkward high school student. He sucks at...

Dec 20th

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Baz Luhrmann's Next Film: 'The Great Gatsby' →

oh HELL yes. lisaahh: ledenes: Now we’re talkin!

Dec 20th

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Speaking of baby making... →

Is there anything sexier than “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” ?

Dec 19th

He is a boy. He’s blond, like Adam is. He has more hair than the average baby—future beard prospects are good. He shares my dad’s birthday, and apparently also the birthday of my mom’s grandpa. Funny how that turned out. His name is Richard Harrison Blinov. And he is my nephew, born today.

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

Kanye West - Robocop GIRL YOU ACTIN LIKE A...

Dec 18th

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I should listen to Dear Science more →

Double-true. lisaahh: Agreed. thesnugglr: “Finally, a record that makes you want to tear down the government and tear off your ladies’ clothes.” - Eric Wareheim “This album is fantastic, and I’ve also been told statistically that this choice will lead to the least amount of threats on my life in blog-post comment threads.” - Aziz Ansari

Dec 17th

TV On the Radio - Dry Drunk Emperor Music is...

Dec 17th

Ridiculous NSFW album art (Hint: there is a penis.... →

Super-sleuth update: Apparently this is the soundtrack to some hungarian horror film. Is this picture…a scene?

Dec 16th

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My Review Of 'One Guy, One Cup':

Beautifully summarized by Lisa. …the horror… lisaahh: Let me say straightaway that I didn’t finish watching it, but not in the way that I didn’t finish watching ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ the first time… these videos are incomparable. I didn’t finish ‘One Guy, One Cup’ because of the terrifying pain, o the pain… ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ just be gross, and to me, funny because of the alien...

Dec 15th

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Iraqi journalist hucks shoes at George W. →

Dec 14th

Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker - Hollow Point Sniper...

Dec 14th

Gross: The Denny’s Slamburger: burger + hashbrown+cheese+an egg on top. Gross, cont’d: The feeling of being full on a Denny’s Slamburger at 3am. So greasy…. The Grossest: WAKING UP JUST AS FULL OF DENNY’S SLAMBURGER AS WHEN I WENT TO BED. Urrrrrrp. I never want this to happen again.

Dec 13th

So. Pokemon Haikus. Authorship varies between myself and three others, and it’s been too long for me to remember who wrote what. Ghost pokemon are useful in many battles but they watch me sleep Pikachu wears hats: The most important thing in Super Smash Brothers Bowie, In all his androgynous glory, would select Mr. Mime One-hundred-and-fif- ty was good enough. why the hell are there now...

Dec 12th

Last night I found a list of pokemon haiku written a few years back by three friends and me. It is thirteen pages long, totaling somewhere in the vicinity of 70 ‘kus. Choice excerpts are forthcoming.

Dec 10th

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Google may know they're the worst band in the... →

Dec 10th

Actually, forget that. NEW ORDER - BIZARRE LOVE...

Dec 10th

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Dear Bon Iver,

How did we not meet until now? I look forward to getting to know you much better in the coming weeks. Sincerely, Paul

Dec 9th

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There are so many things from the internet I wish I could unsee, scrub from my memory banks or otherwise prevent from recollecting, but that one reeeaaally takes the blue ribbon for horror.

Dec 9th