Email sent to my work account
(Sent to 54 others. Some at this paper, other seemingly total randoms.)
Subject: Did You Know?
Hello,
Yesterday (Tuesday November 29, 2011) was my 65th birthday, and I believe it would be good for me to have ‘a girl friend’—a lady friend whose native language is either English or French, who lives in either Canada or the United States, who likes to play board games and watch television programs such as ‘Survivor’ and ‘The Amazing Race’, who has no live-in children or other pets, who does not drink alcohol, and who does not smoke.
Do you know of a lady who fits that description whom you think would be interested in a 65-year-old man whose native language is English, who has no live-in children or other pets, who does not drink alcohol, and who does not smoke?
R_____
